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Support local farmers... and your sarcasm habit with the Farmers Market Tee. Featuring a vintage-inspired design that pokes fun at the sometimes absurd prices of produce, this shirt is for those who love kale, community—and calling it like they see it. Perfect for market wanderers, Colorado locals, or anyone who thinks $9 kale is a bit much.

Bold, ironic, and proudly overpriced.

Product Features:

100% cotton for a clean, comfortable fit (Heather blends include polyester)

Mid-weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

Double-stitched hem and sleeves

Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability

Printed on demand to reduce overproduction

Why You’ll Love It: This funny farmers market shirt is ideal for wearing to your local co-op, brunch spot, or anywhere someone might be charging $14 for a beet salad. A great gift for fans of dry humor, organic veggies, or overpriced vibes.

Boulder County Farmers Market T-Shirt – Overpriced Beets, Local Pride

PriceFrom $17.50
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    High Society Smoke Shop
    332 Main St C1
    Longmont CO 80501

    Hours of Operation:

    Sunday 10–4 PM

    Monday 10 AM–7 PM

    Tuesday 10 AM–7 PM

    Wednesday 10 AM–7 PM

    Thursday 10 AM–7 PM
    Friday 10 AM–7 PM

    Saturday 10 AM–7 PM

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