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Take a walk through Historic Downtown Longmont – where the tacos are fire, the art is quirky, and yes, there’s that one guy who still swears the earth is flat. This playful retro-style tee captures the unique vibe of downtown Longmont, complete with local flavor and a touch of satire.

 

Perfect for locals who know, and visitors who love discovering the weird side of town.

 

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton for a comfortable, structured feel (Heather blends include polyester)

  • Medium-weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

  • Durable double-stitched hem and sleeves

  • Eco-friendly, made-to-order production – less waste, more personality

 

Why You'll Love It: Whether you're strolling 4th and Main or just laughing about the local legends, this Downtown Longmont parody shirt is for fans of weird facts, great food, and Colorado charm.

Explore Downtown Longmont T-Shirt – The Earth is Flat (Here)

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    High Society Smoke Shop
    332 Main St C1
    Longmont CO 80501

    Hours of Operation:

    Sunday 10–4 PM

    Monday 10 AM–7 PM

    Tuesday 10 AM–7 PM

    Wednesday 10 AM–7 PM

    Thursday 10 AM–7 PM
    Friday 10 AM–7 PM

    Saturday 10 AM–7 PM

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