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Celebrate Colorado’s most “refreshing” pastime with the Float the St. Vrain Tee – a hilarious homage to Longmont’s favorite rocky river. This vintage-inspired design captures the true experience: freezing water, painful rocks, and unforgettable memories (with maybe a few bruises). Perfect for locals, river rats, and those who know the struggle of a tube trip gone sideways.

 

If you’ve floated the St. Vrain, you get it.

 

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton for a sturdy, classic fit (Heather blends contain polyester)

  • Mid-weight fabric: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

  • Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems

  • Printed to order for sustainable, waste-free production

 

Why You'll Love It: This Longmont river tee is made for anyone who loves to laugh at the wild (and mildly painful) joys of floating the St. Vrain. It’s the perfect gift for outdoor adventurers, Longmont locals, or that friend who always loses a sandal.

Float the St. Vrain T-Shirt – It’s Cold. The Rocks Hurt.

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