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Don’t blink if you're driving down Hover Road after dark.

 

Locals have reported glowing eyes, floating movement, and a croaking that sounds almost… intelligent. The Hover-Toad isn’t your average amphibian—it’s one of Longmont’s most disturbing cryptids.

 

Part of the Longmont Cryptids series, this unisex t-shirt turns local horror into wearable lore. Inspired by vintage monster movie posters and backroad urban legends, it’s perfect for fans of cryptozoology, creepy encounters, and hometown haunts.

 

Tee highlights:

  • Made from 100% cotton or cotton-poly blend (color dependent)

  • Classic unisex fit with clean lines and soft structure

  • Double-stitched sleeves and hem for durability

  • Taped neck and shoulders to keep its shape

 

Warning: Prolonged staring may summon croaks from the void.

 

Eco + Fulfillment Note:

Printed on demand to reduce waste and avoid mass production. Thanks for supporting cryptid culture and small-batch weirdness.

Hover-Toad Cryptid T-Shirt – Longmont Hover Road Horror Legend Tee

PriceFrom $17.50
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    Longmont CO 80501

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