Don’t blink if you're driving down Hover Road after dark.
Locals have reported glowing eyes, floating movement, and a croaking that sounds almost… intelligent. The Hover-Toad isn’t your average amphibian—it’s one of Longmont’s most disturbing cryptids.
Part of the Longmont Cryptids series, this unisex t-shirt turns local horror into wearable lore. Inspired by vintage monster movie posters and backroad urban legends, it’s perfect for fans of cryptozoology, creepy encounters, and hometown haunts.
Tee highlights:
Made from 100% cotton or cotton-poly blend (color dependent)
Classic unisex fit with clean lines and soft structure
Double-stitched sleeves and hem for durability
Taped neck and shoulders to keep its shape
Warning: Prolonged staring may summon croaks from the void.
Eco + Fulfillment Note:
Printed on demand to reduce waste and avoid mass production. Thanks for supporting cryptid culture and small-batch weirdness.