Celebrate the odd charm of Colorado’s quirkiest town with the Keep Longmont Weird Tee. This laid-back design is a nod to Longmont’s offbeat spirit—with a side of “meh.” Whether you’re into local weirdness or just here for the vibes, this shirt is perfect for those who don’t take life (or themselves) too seriously.
 
Great for locals, visitors, and weirdos alike.
 
Product Features:
100% cotton for a comfortable, structured fit (Heather blends include polyester)
Medium-weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched for durability
Eco-conscious: printed to order to avoid waste
 
Why You’ll Love It: This Longmont parody tee is a perfect gift or everyday staple for anyone who loves humor, local pride, and a little bit of weird. Dress it up, dress it down—or don’t. Whatever.