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Celebrate the beer-soaked charm of Longmont with the More Breweries Than Traffic Lights Tee. Featuring a retro-inspired design packed with hops, flights, and a guy taking cornhole way too seriously, this shirt is your ticket to local pride—with a pint of sarcasm. Ideal for craft beer fans, patio dwellers, and anyone who's ever yelled "foot fault" at a brewery game night. Perfect for brewery hoppers, cornhole champions, and Longmont locals who know the vibe. Product Features: 100% cotton for a breathable, structured fit (Heather blends include polyester) Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems Printed on demand to reduce waste and support sustainable production Why You’ll Love It: This funny brewery shirt is great for sipping IPAs, losing at lawn games, or just repping Longmont’s most accurate slogan.

Longmont Breweries T-Shirt – Come for the Beer, Stay for the Cornhole Drama

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    High Society Smoke Shop
    332 Main St C1
    Longmont CO 80501

    Hours of Operation:

    Sunday 10–4 PM

    Monday 10 AM–7 PM

    Tuesday 10 AM–7 PM

    Wednesday 10 AM–7 PM

    Thursday 10 AM–7 PM
    Friday 10 AM–7 PM

    Saturday 10 AM–7 PM

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