Take in the scenic views of Longmont’s beloved St. Vrain Greenway – but don’t forget to watch your step! This retro-style tee hilariously captures the real experience of walking or biking along the path, dodging goose poop like a pro. Perfect for locals who know and visitors who want a slice of true Colorado trail life.
 
Share the path. Avoid the poop.
 
Product Features:
100% cotton for a soft, structured fit (Heather blends include polyester)
Medium-weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Taped neck and shoulders, double-stitched hems for durability
Sustainably printed on demand – better for the planet, better for you
 
Why You'll Love It: This Longmont trail parody shirt is perfect for walkers, joggers, cyclists, and anyone who’s faced the perils of a well-loved trail. A great gift for locals, nature lovers, or fans of funny tees with real-life inspiration.