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Deep in the wetlands of St. Vrain, something stirs. 

 

Locals whisper about a moss-covered figure with glowing eyes and a smell that could knock over a cow—the St. Vrain Swamp Squatch is part cryptid, part cautionary tale, and 100% Longmont legend.

 

This unisex tee is part of our Longmont Cryptids collection—celebrating the bizarre, the mythical, and the proudly local. Whether you believe in the Squatch or just love a weird, conversation-starting shirt, this one's for you.

 

Tee details:

  • Made from 100% cotton or cotton blend (varies by color)

  • Classic fit with structured lines and all-day comfort

  • Durable double stitching on sleeves and hem

  • Taped neck and shoulders for a clean finish

 

Wear it into the swamp (or just to the farmers market).

 

 

Eco + Fulfillment Note:

Each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for supporting small-batch cryptid culture!

St. Vrain Swamp Squatch T-Shirt – Longmont Colorado Cryptid Tee

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