Deep in the wetlands of St. Vrain, something stirs.
Locals whisper about a moss-covered figure with glowing eyes and a smell that could knock over a cow—the St. Vrain Swamp Squatch is part cryptid, part cautionary tale, and 100% Longmont legend.
This unisex tee is part of our Longmont Cryptids collection—celebrating the bizarre, the mythical, and the proudly local. Whether you believe in the Squatch or just love a weird, conversation-starting shirt, this one's for you.
Tee details:
Made from 100% cotton or cotton blend (varies by color)
Classic fit with structured lines and all-day comfort
Durable double stitching on sleeves and hem
Taped neck and shoulders for a clean finish
Wear it into the swamp (or just to the farmers market).
Eco + Fulfillment Note:
Each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for supporting small-batch cryptid culture!