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Some say it skitters between the seedlings. Others swear it whispers to the weeds. 

 

The Greenhouse Goblin is one of Longmont’s lesser-known cryptids—but now it’s creeping its way onto your new favorite tee.

 

Part of our exclusive Longmont Cryptids collection, this unisex t-shirt is built for comfort, style, and streetwear with a story. Whether you're a local lore junkie or just love a good mysterious creature, this shirt makes a bold, weird statement.

 

Features include:

  • 100% cotton or cotton-poly blend (color dependent)

  • Classic fit with clean lines and lasting shape

  • Double-seamed sleeves and hem

  • Taped neck and shoulders for added durability

 

Wear it for the myth. Stay for the cotton.

 

Eco + Fulfillment Note:

Each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for supporting small-batch cryptid culture!

Greenhouse Goblin Cryptid T-Shirt – Longmont Colorado Folklore Tee

PriceFrom $17.50
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