Some say it skitters between the seedlings. Others swear it whispers to the weeds.
The Greenhouse Goblin is one of Longmont’s lesser-known cryptids—but now it’s creeping its way onto your new favorite tee.
Part of our exclusive Longmont Cryptids collection, this unisex t-shirt is built for comfort, style, and streetwear with a story. Whether you're a local lore junkie or just love a good mysterious creature, this shirt makes a bold, weird statement.
Features include:
100% cotton or cotton-poly blend (color dependent)
Classic fit with clean lines and lasting shape
Double-seamed sleeves and hem
Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Wear it for the myth. Stay for the cotton.
Eco + Fulfillment Note:
Each shirt is made to order, helping reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for supporting small-batch cryptid culture!




