Why travel to the coast when you can chill at Union Reservoir? This retro-inspired tee pokes fun at Longmont’s favorite not-so-tropical getaway. Featuring a vintage-style design and the cheeky slogan “Just like a real beach, minus the ocean and fun,” this shirt is perfect for locals who love a little satire with their sunshine.
 
Relax in style, even if the vibe’s a little... off.
 
Product Features:
100% cotton for classic comfort (Heather blends contain polyester)
Medium-weight fabric: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Double-stitched hems
Printed to order – sustainable and thoughtful production
 
Why You'll Love It: This Union Reservoir parody tee is a must for Longmont locals, lake lovers, and anyone who enjoys a little light-hearted shade. Great for beach days (real or fake), BBQs, or just making people laugh.